McGoon's Taxi Co.
7 2nd St SW
Rochester, MN 55902

(507) 288-8130


Monday - Thursday
11:00am - 10:00pm

11:00am - 1:00am

Noon - 1:00am


Check out our full menu of traditional favorites and contempoary dishes.

Click here to download our menu!

Call us anytime for information regarding private dinner/lunch parties for up to 160 people.  A regularly scheduled or private comedy show can be included.  (All in-house dinner parties are held at Goonie's Comedy Club.)

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Serving More Than Laughs...

We are located below a comedy club, so it makes sense.  Try anything on our menu and you'll be happy you did.  Our quality, portions, price, and service will bring you back again.

Gift Cards Always Available

Give the gift of Food, Drinks, & Laughter with a gift card from McGoon's & Goonie's. Available in any amount and they never expire.  Call us an we can even mail them out for you.

Company / Group Parties

There is no better place for your company appreciation party than here.  We cater to Goonie's Comedy Club. Have a party to remember by adding a comedy show.  Click the link below for more details