McGoon's Taxi Co.
7 2nd St SW
Rochester, MN 55902

(507) 288-8130


Monday - Thursday
11:00am - 10:00pm

11:00am - 1:00am

Noon - 1:00am



Monday - Friday 2 PM - 6 PM:  Half off Tap Beers and Rail Drinks!  Four "Pleasers" (Sweet Chipotle Chicken, Philly Cheese, Cheeseburger, Fish, or Hot Ham & Swiss) for $5.

BEER OF THE MONTH - Smithwick's Irish Ale

All month long bottles of Smithwick's are on special.  Temporarly off tap at this time, but still needs to be in house.  Any feedback on our tap lines vs bottles is encouraged!  We're friendly!  See you soon.




Angry Orchard Cider, Finnegan's Irish Amber, Guinness, Lagunitas (any of them, they're all good), Michelob Golden Draft Light, Alaskan Summer, Shock Top, & Bad Weather Omnious.



Import and Micro Brews-  Bells (Seasonal), Boulevard Wheat, Corona, Dirty Bastard Scotch Style Ale, Elliott Ness Amber, Heineken, Kaliber (NA), Lagunitas Little Sumpin' Sumpin' Ale, Landshark, Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy*, Mojo IPA, Newscastle Brown Ale, Odell 90 Shilling, Odell IPA, Rolling Rock, Sam Adam's Boston Lager, Sam Smith Nut Brown Ale, Sam Smith Oatmeal Stout, Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, Summit Extra Pale Ale, Summit Saga IPA, Weihenstephaner Hefe Weissbier, & Young's Double Chocolate Stout.

*seasonal beers

Domestic-  Budweiser, Budweiser Black Crown, Bud Light, Bud Light Lime, Bud Light Platinum, Bush Light (16 oz can), Coors Light, Grain Belt Premium, Michelob Ultra, Miller High Life, Miller Light, O'Doul's Amber, & Pabst Blue Ribbon (16 oz. can).

Nectar-  Ace Pear Cider, Mike's Hard Cranberry, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoffs - multiple flavors.


Red-  Rotating - ask server

White-  Rotating -ask server

House-  Sutter Home (Cabernet, Chardonnay, Mascato, White Zin, & Merlot).


Diet Dr. Pepper, Diet Pepsi, Diet Mountain Dew, Ice Tea, Mountain Dew, Mug Root Beer, Pepsi, Pink Lemonade, & Sierra Mist.


Old Fashioned "Mikeytown" Malts (Chocolate, Caramel, Strawberry, & Vanilla)


Serving More Than Laughs...

We are located below a comedy club, so it makes sense.  Try anything on our menu and you'll be happy you did.  Our quality, portions, price, and service will bring you back again.

Gift Cards Always Available

Give the gift of Food, Drinks, & Laughter with a gift card from McGoon's & Goonie's. Available in any amount and they never expire.  Call us an we can even mail them out for you.

Company / Group Parties

There is no better place for your company appreciation party than here.  We cater to Goonie's Comedy Club. Have a party to remember by adding a comedy show.  Click the link below for more details